Hef and Holly and Kendra, oh my!

Why, oh why am I so fascinated with The Girls Next Door? Is it because I'm totally jealous of the bodies on those girls...well, yes, BUT, upon further introspection, it's really like seeing a car wreck on the interstate...you want to look away (OK, no you don't!) but you don't.

So, Hef (82) is no longer with Holly (28), girlfriend #1 who was formerly guaranteed 2 million in his Will (maybe should have toned down that baby talk before now, huh? You could have bought a lot of babies and husbands with 2 million Holly!). If I had to pay a woman 2 mil to be my girlfriend, I would feel bad about myself but that doesn't seem to be the case here...curious. Secondly, she-man, Kendra (4 year old in the body of a 16 year old) is engaged to, wait, here it comes...a MAN! He's a professional athlete too...does that make him gay? Being engaged, married in this case though does not preclude one from being Hef's "girlfriend." Actually, Bridget is at some point in the seperation/divorce proceedings from her first husband and has been since she moved in to the Playboy mansion. Also, Hef's still married to his second wife. Why can he get away with this but that poor Jeffs guy in Utah is getting such a bad name?

All of this came to light within the past couple of weeks and, wait, here it comes...Hef already has new girlfriends...twins. Gross and Way To Go! Are they on some sort of que system here? Does a list of who comes next actually exist? I want to see this list! Am I on this list? 2 million doesn't sound that bad to me! Actually, these new girlfriends have criminal records so maybe Hef's 'people' are getting their info from court records...maybe that's where the list is, in the 'fugitive files' of LA. Bottom of the Barrell anyone?