What Would Your Last Wish Be?

People magazine had the bright idea of asking celebretards if they were granted three wishes, what would their last wish be. Here are a sampling of the stimulating responses. Stephen Colbert said he would wish that America would make the right choice when voting for President...good answer. Blake Lively would want to have a hundred more wishes (giggle, giggle)...appropriate answer, although I might have gone with a thousand more or maybe half of the federal bailout money so then I wouldn't need wishes, I could buy whatever I wanted...including world peace, or, you know, whatever.

Here is where it gets interesting...People magazine asked Omar Epps and Taylor Momsen what they would wish for. Now, just to clarify, I'm not exactly sure who either of these two are. The names are familiar...maybe Gosssip Girl and an 80's sitcom? All I have confirmed however is that they are definitely handi-tards (it's from Weeds, don't get mad at me!) Omar's wish is that he won't have to pay taxes. Really Omar? That's your final wish? I'm dying to know what your first two were. Even though I'm not completely sure who you even are, I'm assuming if People is asking you a question you must have a decent amount of money. So you saying that while thousands of Americans are losing their homes, middle class families can't afford food or gasoline for their cars, the poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer, hundreds of thousands in Africa risk the threat of murder and starvation every day, etc., etc., you don't want to have to pay taxes on your "earnings" to help out someone else? Good answer, moron! You need to go for a long drive in your Escalade/Hummer/18-wheeler and think about what you said...MORON!

And for you Taylor Momsen...I think you are still a teenager so your brain isn't fully developed (apparently). What Taylor wishes for, more than anything else on Earth, is...

MORE TIME AT THE BEACH because you don't have to style your hair while you're at the beach. I kid you not...that's her wish and her reasoning behind it!

Couldn't she at least invite some orphans to the beach with her? Buy them a snow cone? Maybe she could buy a stretch of beach, build small one room houses with running water and electricity and move half of Rawanda to the beach...she still wouldn't have to style her hair! Other people who don't care if her hair is styled and I'm sure would love to share the beach with her are the families of murder victims, rape victims, battered women, the homeless, drug addicts, the mentally ill, those nine kids whose Dad abandoned them at the hospital last week, millions of people who don't have water or food available every day, etc., etc.

People always have a fit when a celebretard supports a political candidate or shares their opinion on political or humanitarian issues...why isn't the opposite true? Why don't we get on their cases when they display a total lack of social consciousness, or for that matter, brain activity in general? I think these are the celebrities we should be giving a hard time to. Madonna...you go out and adopt those African babies. George...you support your Democratic candidates. More power to you both! Thank you, on behalf of all Americans, for at least having a brain.

Post Script: after looking for pictures to accompany this tirade, I discovered who these two morons are, sort of. Apparently Omar Epps is that cute doctor on House. I guess he just plays a guy with a brain on TV. And he wears women's blouses (see picture). And guess who Taylor Momsen is/was...Cindy Lu Who in The Grinch. Wow, did she grow up stupid. At least she kept her wardrobe from The Grinch (see picture)..."Look, it still fits!"